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What does SnailMoon mean?
SnailMoon is the ingenious combination of the words Snail and Moon.
Snail meaning we're going slow and moon meaning we're going to moon (not financially of course).
SnailMoon (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈsneɪlmuːn/
Definition:
The #1 most useless token on the Ethereum blockchain.
A portmanteau of the words "snail" and "moon", chosen for its catchy and memorable name, as well as its association with the slow and steady movement of a snail. Also, the moon.
Example Usage:
"I sold my car and bought SnailMoon, I can't get to work and I have a limited supply of food left in my cupboard."
"My portfolio is now 95% SnailMoon and 5% Subway coupons. I've never been happier!"
How did it get here?
We made it.